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Christmas And Holiday Gifts Picks 2022 At Diabolical Rabbit
Guess Poo? Game
Christmas And Holiday Gifts Picks 2022 At Diabolical Rabbit.
A mystery poop is lurking in the toilet. Use your powers of deduction to flip the toilet lids and eliminate turds one by one, racing against your opponent to find the stinky suspect.
The game we didn’t know we needed, ‘Guess Poo?’ is a masterclass in immature entertainment. Perfect for parties, family game nights, or a romantic night in for two.
PlayStation Alarm Clock
Well, technically you’ll be hitting the controller, not the console itself. But the concept remains the same.
In case you hadn’t already gathered, this is an alarm clock in the design of a PlayStation controller. What a sick gift for gamers, or even just someone who longs for the trill of an authentic alarm clock rather than their iPhone’s ‘radar’.
We’re not about to put style over substance, though. This thing is USB powered (cable included), has a reverse LED screen with a backlight and makes classic beeping alarm sounds. Truly a digital alarm clock for the ages.
Noodle Up – Portable Ramen Bowl
For lovers of the delicious Ramen, have we got a treat for you (for those who aren’t fans, the hell is wrong wichu?). Our Noodle Up Portable Lunch Bowl was created just for Firebox, so you won’t find it anywhere else, and it’s here to take your love of noodles on the road!
It comes with two sections: one for the uncooked noodles, and the other for your favourite fresh ingredients.You can then transport your lunch with the luxury it deserves, prepare it, and it munch it wherever you are, without the need for hobs, microwaves, additional bowls or plates.
Grow A Dick
Spicy bellend! No, it’s not an STD, it’s the organic produce from our super easy Grow A Dick Kit! This sassy little cube has a big surprise inside: spoiler alert, it’s everything you need to grow a girthy batch of capsicum annuum – AKA phallic chillies!
This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant.
All you have do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube and pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. Pop it in a bright, warm place and keep watering every so often to keep them moist – in 12-18 days, you’ll be seeing a red cock rising out of the soil. Mental. In a few weeks, you could be slicing your very own scarlet bellend into a sexy stir fry! Nice.
The SHIIT Workout
The average person spends three whole days per year, just s(h)itting on the toilet – and that’s the average! It’s time to put down your smartphone (seriously, it’s beyond unsanitary) and use that “wasted” time to get the body of your dreams.